The Museum of Soviet Arcade Machines in Moscow is, in my opinion, something that you should do if you visit Russia’s capital. I don’t know about you but just the name of this place made me want to go. It’s not everyday you get to relive some of your childhood playing games.
When you enter the museum and buy your ticket, you will also be given a matchbox with a collection of 15 kopek coins. Each of these coins gets you one play of each of the games in the museum. You will find the usual shooting type games and racing games. There are some others as well which, even after 2 or 3 goes, I have still no idea what you are supposed to do!
The museum also has a bar/cafe where you can get pretty tasty looking burgers and beers after all the exercise 😉
The Games
The aim of some of the games are fairly obvious. If you have to hold a gun and theres a target, then its pretty simple really. One of the games, Snaiper-2, involved a static gun and static targets that you had to hit. Another game involved a moving target – a light that would move across the screen. The woman I watched playing this was very good and barely missed a shot.
The game Morskoi Boi (Sea Battle) is basically a periscope of a submarine that you look through, viewing enemy ships in the distance crossing from left-to-right and right-to-left. You aim, and fire. When you fire, a torpedo is launched towards the ship which you can view via a green ‘dot line’. If you miss, try again. If you hit, you see an explosion and take aim at the next ship. Great fun!.
Sports
The football game will look familiar to most people. The basketball game, you had to press a button from 1-15. Whichever player pressed theirs first, the ball would go towards their opponents net. It looked like good fun and seemed to very popular with families during my visit. There is also an ice hockey table game as well.
There are also racing games of different types. One of these is set in space and you have to race between different markers on the screen. Once you reach that marker, a new marker appears for you to reach. Another is where you race in a straight line with obstacles in the way which you have to avoid as well as others crashing into the back of you.
The Strange
Some of the slightly different games include a soviet style claw machine where you could win sweets. The sweets looked too small to hold onto for me and unsurprisingly i didn’t win. There is also an old school pinball machine. This one was very popular among the older men that I saw there!
This one I have no idea about. You move the tank via the two controls at the bottom and fire using the white button. Despite many attempts, I never seemed to get any kills. Maybe I was doing it wrong, who knows!
Me in Action
Check out the video below of me in the Museum of Soviet Arcade machines, playing one of the games. Apart from a couple of shots in the middle, I don’t think i did too badly, especially as i was recording with my free hand. Let me know what you think of this place. Would you want to go to this museum?
18 Comments
Juliette S
April 6, 2018 at 10:14How very interesting, I never knew this place existed. I’m sure my husband would be totally into playing them all. At any gaming arcade, I’m usually found by the air hockey! I can’t play any other games very well but I can smash my opponents in air hockey 😛
Damien
April 11, 2018 at 22:07Haha, one of my friends always plays air hockey with me when we meet up for bowling. It usually involves the puck being sent halfway across the room at great speed. I am surprised we haven’t seriously injured someone yet!
Amy Alton
April 5, 2018 at 14:50Never heard of this! What fun that you get to actually play the games.
Damien
April 11, 2018 at 22:06It really is!
Astrid Vinje
April 5, 2018 at 06:24How interesting! We have a similar type of museum in my city, but dedicated to pinballs. I think I would gravitate towards the racing games, as I’m not very good at the shooting games.
Damien
April 11, 2018 at 22:06I would love to try those pinball games. I think the racing games where the easiest to just pick up and have a go without any prior knowledge of the games
Avril is Away
April 5, 2018 at 02:21The kind of thing you’d never expect to stumble upon 😀
Damien
April 11, 2018 at 22:05One of the reasons why we all like to travel I think
Jennifer
April 3, 2018 at 18:02This is one of the coolest, most random things. I love it! I would probably spend all of my money there. Now I have a reason to go to Russia:)
Damien
April 11, 2018 at 21:57Haha, yeah it is really good fun and you can pass a lot of time here!
Patricia
April 1, 2018 at 21:41This is a crazy museum for sure! I would not know where to start, but there seems to be a little bit for everyone.
Damien
April 11, 2018 at 21:56I think you are right
The Travel Bunny
April 1, 2018 at 11:13This is awesome! I had no idea a place like this even existed!
Damien
April 1, 2018 at 15:19It is a lot of fun for sure
Bernie
April 1, 2018 at 10:29What a brilliant place! I could so enjoy spending my matchbox full of coins there. (I have stealth skills at the ice hockey, so I’d be taking on allcomers there!) The whole retro-gaming including the arcade games is fascinating to me, probably because I remember a lot of the machines from the first time round…
Damien
April 1, 2018 at 15:19I am the same! I believe there is also a place in St Petersburg but the one in Moscow has more working machines.
Well Worn Suitcase
March 31, 2018 at 22:50Oh how cool! My husband and kids are huge video game nerds, they would love this place!
Damien
April 1, 2018 at 15:18Cool. It is well worth a visit!